I'm ready for my close up

Last month, my friend Yazmin and I attended an event that was held at The London Smile Clinic in Clipstone Street. The lovely staff very kindly provided us each with a free home whitening kit, worth £450. As you can imagine, we were very excited by this! I have yet to use mine, as I wanted to check with my dentist as I have annoyingly sensitive teeth. But she's just given me the go ahead, so Operation "Get Simon Cowell's Pearly Whites" will begin shortly.
Whilst we were at the event, Dr. Tim Bradstock-Smith took my photograph and with the help of some amazingly advanced technology, showed me what my teeth could look like if I invested in some cosmetic dentistry. I've wanted my teeth corrected for a very long time; after all, I can't jet off to the other side of the Atlantic and socialise with groomed Californian peeps with the crooked gnashers I'm currently sporting. But sadly, I have never been able to afford the hefty price tag they come with. This hasn't stopped me from daydreaming about them year after year, and when Dr Bradstock-Smith offered to demonstrate his magic on the PC, I jumped at the chance. A few veneers here, a touch of invisalign there, and my new megawatt mouth was ready.
The results brought tears to my eyes. One day, this smile shall be mine.



All I need to do now, is find £3,500...